When you say “NO TOUCHING” via text to tonight’s date and they don’t understand the reference. And think you ACTUALLY mean there will be no touching.
Oops. 

When you say “NO TOUCHING” via text to tonight’s date and they don’t understand the reference. And think you ACTUALLY mean there will be no touching.

Oops. 

FIRST DATES MAKE ME SO FUCKING NERVOUS.

Also this guy appears to be loaded and is taking me out for super nice cocktails at a bar I LOVE but normally can only afford to go once in a blue moon. 2 points for you, Glen Coco. Also he is Jewish. (So am I.) yay?!

My Vacation was Awesome Until

At 3 a.m. last night, shortly after my brother, his roommates and I drunkenly fell into our respective beds/air mattress, one roommate emerged from his room to go to the bathroom. After which he laid down next to me, put his hand on my hip, and asked me if I wanted to fool around.

Dude, no. Really? Stupid idea to try to fuck around with your roommate’s kid sister. Just saying.

Hope he was super drunk because if not, he is going to feel super awks this morning.

nickygetshealthy:

You are looking at a veggie laden masterpiece.
I used my new Vagetti (already addicted)
- zucchini and yellow summer squash “noodles” - red pepper - red onion - tomato - chicken  - avocado - feta
 Oh. My. God. Becky, look at this salad.

nickygetshealthy:

You are looking at a veggie laden masterpiece.

I used my new Vagetti (already addicted)

- zucchini and yellow summer squash “noodles”
- red pepper
- red onion
- tomato
- chicken
- avocado
- feta


Oh. My. God. Becky, look at this salad.

(via imgonnamakeachange)

mightyhealthyquest:

I’ve been struggling a lot lately, so I made this comic to motivate myself. I hope it helps anyone else who’s in a bit of a slump like myself.

(via eat-well-and-go-to-the-gym)

#runNYC who says vacations aren’t for running? Totally earned my breakfast today and sort of wishing I had packed more running clothes!

#runNYC

who says vacations aren’t for running? Totally earned my breakfast today and sort of wishing I had packed more running clothes!

Tags: runnyc

#bushwick #streetart #brooklyn (at Bushwick/Williamsburg)

#bushwick #streetart #brooklyn (at Bushwick/Williamsburg)

zaynmalif:

what an icon

this guy is so great

(via emptywonderland)

Running log. Ignore if you don’t care

This is for me. I am training for my first half and I am terrified (already) that I will need to stop mid-race to find a bathroom. So I am tracking my food/drink the day before and morning of long runs while I train.

4.23 miles this morning at an average of 14:29 pace with water stops/waiting for the group to get back together. (My pace group has like 18 people, and about 6 of us end up way ahead of the rest of the group after the first 1.5-2 miles.)

Pizza for dinner last night. A bottle of water when my alarm went off this morning and about another quarter of a bottle en route to meet the group. A banana on the way there.

The run felt good but I had to pee less than a mile in. For a 4 miler I knew it was okay, but I may wait to hydrate until the first water stop instead of en route next time.